英语短剧 急需一份10分钟左右的搞笑英语短剧剧本

一、英语小短剧

Jump, Jump,Little Bear

人物：B——Bear C——Cat D——Dog M____Monkey N___Narrator R___Rabbit

道具：兔子、熊、猴、狗的头饰各一个。

跳杆，哨子，星星，音乐

Scene One：On the Sportes Ground

N：Little Bear Monkey,Rabbit and Cat are good student’s like PE. He doesn’like the high jump very much,so he never pass the high jump test.

（动物们先后出场）

B: Hi I’m a little bear.I’m Belly.

M: Hi I’m a little monkey.You can call me Millie.I like PE lesson.(轻松的跳起)

R：I’m a little rabbit.You can call me Lily.Ican jump,jump,jump.(欢快地跳起)

C: I’m a little cat. I’m Mimi.(向其他动物朋友打招呼)Hello,how are you?

B, M& R: Fine,thank you. And you?

C: I’m fine,too.

B: I don’t like EP lesson,I can’t jump high.I never pass the high jump test.

C: You should be brave.

M: I’m sure you can jump.

(体育老师Ms Dog上场)

C:Be quier,Ms Dog is coming.

D:Good morning boys and girls.

B,M,R&C: Good morning Ms Dog.

D:Attention. At ease. Today we are going to have a high jump resr.Are you ready?

M,R&C:Yes, we are ready.

(动物们都开心地回答，唯独Little Bear低着头.)

D:Now,who is firsr?

M:IT’S ME,Millie.

D:One,two,three,go!

M（轻轻一跃跳过去了)I’m good ai jump_ing.

D:Nexr,Lily.

R: OK,

D:One,two,three, go!

R:（飞快地跳过去）Jumping is ersy.

D:Mimi,it’s your turn now.

C:Yes.

D:One,two,three,go!

C:（轻而易举地跳了过去）Ah,it’s very easy.

D: Now,Belly,you,please.

B:（胆怯地）Mm,mm.(双脚怎么也迈不开)

Oh,it’s too hard.(呜呜地哭)I can’t do that.

M,R& C:Can wu jump for him?

D:No,you can’t,but you can help him.

M R&C:Yes,it’s good idea.We can help him after class.

MR&C:Don’t cry.Don’t cry.We can help you.

B:Thank you.

D:Class is over.

B,M,R&C:Goodbye,Ms Dog.

Scene Two In the Forest

N:Belly’s friends try their best to help him.They help Belly do exercise,run and jump.Belly becomes stronger and stronger.

B:Hello,everyone.

M,R&C:Hi.Belly.

C:Let’s do morning exercise.Now,follow me.

M,R&C:Left,left,right,right.Turn around.Go,go,go……

R:Now,stop here.Let’s run.

C:One,two,three,four,come in and close the door.Five,six,seven,eight,go to school and don’t be late.Nine,ten,nine,ten,learn English again and again.

M:Hi,everyone.Come here.

B,R&C:Oh,many stars.Thay are so beautiful.

M:Look at the stars.Which one do you like?You can get it.

B:I like the stars,but I can’t get them.

M:Belly,jump like me.Please try.

M,R&C:Come on,Belly. Come on,Belly.

B:Yes,I can get the star.Thant you. Thant you.

Scene Three On the Sports Ground

B:I can jump. I can jump.

D:Hello,childeren.

M,R&C:Hello,Ms Dog.

D:Is evenyone here?

M:Yes.

R:No,no,no.Belly is not here.

D:Where is Belly?

C:Look.He’s over there.He’s jumping.He can jump.

D:Let’s go and have a look.

B:Oh,hello,Ms Dog.Hello friends.

D:One,two,three,go!

B:Ok,Ms Dog.

M,R&C:Come on,Belly. Come on. Come on.

B:Hooray!

M,R&C:He can jump now. He can jump now.

D:Good,Belly.You are brave now.Boy and girls,you’re all great,too.Good friends should help each other, right?

B,M,R&C:Right!

D:Let’s cheer up!Ok?(Ok)

英语短剧集

拔萝卜

(地里长着一个大萝卜)

Turnip: I am a turnip.I'm big. I'm ripe now.

(这时小英和Framk走了过来)

Children: Good morning,big Turnip.

Turnip:Good morning!Look, I'm ripe now. Please pull me up.

Children: All right. Let's try. One two,three!One, two,three.

(两人精疲力竭,没有把萝卜拔出来)

xiao ying: Oh, BIg Turnip, You are too big.

Frank: We can't pull you up.

(爷爷和奶奶走了过来)

Turnip: Look, Grandpa and Grandma are coming.

xiao ying: How are you, Grandpa?

Frank: How are you, Grandma?

Grandpa and grandma: Fine,thank you.And you?

Children: We are fine too.Thank you.

Turnip: Dear Granpa and Grandma. I am ripe. Please pull me up.

Xiao ying: Please help us.

Frank: Let's pull it up together.

Grandpa: All right.

Grandma: Let's try.

All: One,two,three.

One, two,three.

(膨的一声,大萝卜破土而出)

Turnip: Aha! I'm out. I'm out. How happy I am! Thank you,Grandpa and

Grandma. Thank you, little frieds.

xiao ying: Let's sing and dance.

The others: Great! Let's.

All: The more we get together, together,together....(the ead)

(注:Turnip:萝卜

ripe:成熟的

pull...up把...拔起来

together共同

the others其他

龟兔赛跑

(一天早晨,在乡间的小路上,the rabbit和the tortise见面了.)

Rabbit: Hi!Mr Tortoise.How are you?

Tortoise: Fine, thank you.And you?

Rabbti:I'm fine,too. What are you doing?

Tortoise: Oh, I'm running...

Rabbit:(面露讥笑的神色)Ha ha...,running?Can you run?

Tortoise:(一脸真诚的)Certainly!Do you believe me? Let's have a race, Miss

Rabbit,Ok?

Rabbit: OK!(手指着远处的一棵大树)Can you see that big apple tree over there?

Tortoise:(奋力伸长了脖子想远处看,然后慢吞吞的)Yes, I can.

Rabbit: Let's see who can get there first,OK?

Tortoise: OK,But we need a referee, What about Mr Parrot?

Rabbit: Good.(Mr Parrot is coming.)

Parrot: I'm very glad to be your referee. NOw,you two, stand on the

line,please.

(兔子和乌龟站在同一起跑线上做准备赛跑状)Are...you...ready?

Rabbit and Tortoise:(异口同声)Yes, I'm ready.

Parrot: One, two,three. Go!

(兔子撒腿向前面的大苹果树跑去,而乌龟则在后面慢慢的,一步一步的向前爬.)

Rabbit:(跑到一棵梨树附近,回头看乌龟)Oh, I'm fast. Mr Tortoise is so slow.He is behind

me far away. I'm tired now.Let me have a reast near the tree.

Tortoise:(吃力的爬到梨树附近,左顾右盼)Where is Miss Rabbit! I can't see her. Oh,she is

over there, sleeping under the pear tree.(看了看兔子,然后又慢慢的向前爬去)

rabbit:(一觉醒来,天色已晚,揉揉惺忪的双眼)Oh, God!My race!Where is Mr Tortoise?Let me go

and see!(飞快的想目的地-----大苹果树跑去.大苹果树下,Mr Tortoise和Mr parrot已经等待多时了)

Parrot and tortoise:(异口同声)Hi!Miss rattit! YOu're late.

Rabbit:(满脸羞愧)I had a rest just now.

Parrot: So,Mr Tortoise is the winner now.

Rabbit:(有所感悟)I fall behind just because I am proud.

小猫钓鱼

道具:头饰、鱼杆、水桶、板凳。

录音：旁白音乐录音，泉水声、小鸟就声，蝴蝶、蜻蜓飞舞音乐。

人物：老猫，小猫、蜻蜓、蝴蝶、旁白者。

英语歌曲：The number song and Boys and girls.

Mother cat----M

Baby cat-----BA.

Dragonfly-----D

butterfly-----BF

旁白：（配乐）

Today is a pleasant day. The sun is shining.The sky is clear and blue. And

the clouds are drifting about. The breeze is singing a sweet song. Birds

are twittering. It's pleasing to the ear.The day is beautiful.

BA: Oh, Mummy. It's a fine day today. Let's go fishing, OK?'

M: OK, A good idea!

(小猫、老猫扛着鱼杆，带着板凳，水桶。。。。出场）

旁白：LIsten.The baby is too glad ot sing a song.

BA:小猫蹦蹦跳跳的唱歌。The number song----let's go fishing.

旁白： They get to a little river.

BA: Mum, I think it's a good spot for fishing.

M: Good, I have the same idea.Let's sit here.OK?

BA: OK!

旁白：They are setting their heart on fishing.Suddenly. There comes a

dragonfly.

BA: Mum, A beautiful dragonfly.

M: Oh, dear.Be quiet!

BA:(冲妈妈做鬼脸)(扑蜻蜓)

BA:(Sing a song)I'm a cat, you're a dragonfly,.......Do you want to play

with me.......

D: Dear cat. I'm busy with my work. I've no time to play with you. I'm

very sorry.

BA: NO time, no time,I don't believe.(垂头丧气而归)（回到妈妈身边）Wa! A fish. How large

the fish is!(回到自己的座位上)

旁白：Look!There come a butterfly!(蝴蝶上)

BA: Butterfly sister. How are you?

BF: Fine, thank you. And you?

BA: Very well,thank you. The weather is warm. It's a lovely day. Let's

sing and dance,OK?

BF: I'm sorry. Cat brother. I'm busy doing my work.

BA: Work, work,nothing is important than playing.THey are fools.(又垂头丧气而归)

BA: My god, Mum. You have caught another fish.You're great. But why I

can't catch a little fish?

M: My dear. Fishing requires.You should concentrate your attention to

fish.You want to make friends with dragonfly.

While, you want to play with butterfly.You will catch no fish like this.

BA: Oh, I see! I see!(回到自己的座位上)

旁白： A dragonfly and butterfly are coming,

D: Hello! Cat brother. I'm free,now. Let's play.

C: Oh, no. THis time I want to fish.

BF:Hi! Cat brother.NOw, I can play with you.Let's dance.

BA: Shi!I'm fishing.(手势)

M:妈妈冲着小猫点头微笑。

旁白：After a while, The baby cat has caught a large fish.

BA: Ha! Mummy!I have caught a fish,too.

(全体集中到台中央) Say together: Thank you for watching. Good-bye.(鞠躬，下)

Waiting For Suicidal Hares

角色：A Hare，Elder Brother（EB），Younger Brother（YB），Neighbours

道具：兔子头饰锄头树桩谷物蔬菜模型

Scene 1

Two Brothers（出场，边跳锄头舞边唱）：

EB：I'm the Elder Brother．

YB：I'm the Younger Brother．

EB：I dislike working．

YB：But I like working．Hard work brings good harvest．

EB：Oh，it's so hot today．Let me have a rest．Oh，there's a tall

tree．（到大树底下的一只树桩边打盹儿）

Scene 2

Hare（随着快节奏音乐跑出）：

EB（忽然醒来，指着兔子大喊）：

Oh，a hare！A hare！

Hare（随着一声巨响，撞在树桩上）：

Ouch！What．．．hap．．．pened？（旋转着倒下）

EB：Oh！What a big hare！So big！So fat！I'll take it home and cook it．

（EB拖着Hare下场）

Scene 3

EB（边摸肚皮边抹嘴）：

How delicious the hare is！

Since hare can come here and kill itself，why shouldn't I wait here for

another？

（扔下锄头，坐在树桩边等）

龟兔赛跑

(一天早晨,在乡间的小路上,the rabbit和the tortise见面了.)

Rabbit: Hi!Mr Tortoise.How are you?

Tortoise: Fine, thank you.And you?

Rabbti:I'm fine,too. What are you doing?

Tortoise: Oh, I'm running...

Rabbit:(面露讥笑的神色)Ha ha...,running?Can you run?

Tortoise:(一脸真诚的)Certainly!Do you believe me? Let's have a race, Miss

Rabbit,Ok?

Rabbit: OK!(手指着远处的一棵大树)Can you see that big apple tree over there?

Tortoise:(奋力伸长了脖子想远处看,然后慢吞吞的)Yes, I can.

Rabbit: Let's see who can get there first,OK?

Tortoise: OK,But we need a referee, What about Mr Parrot?

Rabbit: Good.(Mr Parrot is coming.)

Parrot: I'm very glad to be your referee. NOw,you two, stand on the

line,please.

(兔子和乌龟站在同一起跑线上做准备赛跑状)Are...you...ready?

Rabbit and Tortoise:(异口同声)Yes, I'm ready.

Parrot: One, two,three. Go!

(兔子撒腿向前面的大苹果树跑去,而乌龟则在后面慢慢的,一步一步的向前爬.)

Rabbit:(跑到一棵梨树附近,回头看乌龟)Oh, I'm fast. Mr Tortoise is so slow.He is behind

me far away. I'm tired now.Let me have a reast near the tree.

Tortoise:(吃力的爬到梨树附近,左顾右盼)Where is Miss Rabbit! I can't see her. Oh,she is

over there, sleeping under the pear tree.(看了看兔子,然后又慢慢的向前爬去)

rabbit:(一觉醒来,天色已晚,揉揉惺忪的双眼)Oh, God!My race!Where is Mr Tortoise?Let me go

and see!(飞快的想目的地-----大苹果树跑去.大苹果树下,Mr Tortoise和Mr parrot已经等待多时了)

Parrot and tortoise:(异口同声)Hi!Miss rattit! YOu're late.

Rabbit:(满脸羞愧)I had a rest just now.

Parrot: So,Mr Tortoise is the winner now.

Rabbit:(有所感悟)I fall behind just because I am proud.

SNOW WHITE CONTENTS

SW---白雪公主 Q---皇后 M---魔镜 H---猎人

P---白马王子 D---小矮人 A---小动物

音乐起，旁白

A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn’t love the new queen, because she was cruel.

One day, In the king’s palace:

----白雪出场

S.w: My name is S.w, I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother?

音乐起，皇后、魔镜出场

Q: I am a queen, I’m very beautiful,Where is Mirror?

Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who’s the most beautiful?

M: S.w is much more beautiful than you!

Q: Hunter, go kill S.w.

猎人出场

H: Yes, my queen

音乐起，小动物出场，追赶猎人，公主惊慌出逃

S.w: Help me,help me, please, please

A: what’s the matter with you?

S.w: The hunter…hunter…

A: bite you bite you…

小动物追赶猎人下场

S.w: I am tired and hungry, oh, there is a little house,

I will eat a little and lie down.

音乐起，7个小矮人出场，

D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food----

2\somebody drank my water----

3\someone is sleeping now----

4\What a beautiful girl!----

小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话

5\How do you do?

S.w: How do you do? My name is S.w…

Nice to meet you!

D:（齐说）Nice to meet you,too----

6\ welcome to our house!----

7\Would you like to live here?

S.w: My pleasure, thank you very much!

D: Let’s go out for our work, bye-bye, S.W

皇后、魔镜出场

Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall,

who’s the most beautiful?

M: S.w is much more beautiful than you!

Q: What? S.w is not dead?

Hahaha, I got a good idea!

音乐起，皇后扮演老太太出场，对话

Q: Apple,apple, beautiful apple,

S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma!

Q: pretty girl,would you like a bite?

S.w: Oh, yes,thank you grandma!

白雪公主咬一口后倒地

Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha…

小矮人出场、围着公主哭

S.w wake up, wake up…

音乐起，动物引着王子出场

P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen!

王子吻公主，公主醒了

S.w: Thank you for your help!

P: My pleasure

音乐起，小动物、小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞

二、急需一份10分钟左右的搞笑英语短剧剧本***要新鲜点的***

4人英语短剧剧本[搞笑版大话西游]10分钟左右

Three Times’ Beating Monster

人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧

B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆

B3：B变化成的老头 N：哪吒

T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?

S: Bajie,map!

E:(摸出，递给S)

S: Look,master(凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!

E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)

T:(缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west

E: But……

T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?

E:(递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.

S: Fat Pig!

E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will,I will……….

S: You will what(凶相)?

E:(软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).

S: Hm!

T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?

E: You see,master is hungry,too!

T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..

T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?

S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）

E: This is…..?

S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!

T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!

S: Bye!(走)

T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》

B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)

B1:(接近三人，望着)Can I join you?

T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.

B1:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!

T: Bomb?(打出)

B1: Double King!

T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)

S:(回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)

B1:（倒)Ah……

T:(气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!

S: She is a monster!

T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)

S: Oh,please don’t……

T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)

S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)

T:(呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!

B:(真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)

B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?

T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)

S:（咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)

E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)

J: Look,(伸食指)how many?

T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)

B3:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)

S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)

T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!

S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!

T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!

S:(悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》

E: Master, brother Monkey is.......

T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!

B:(出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)

T:（惊）You are......

B: How foolish you are,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)

B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......

S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.

T: Wukong?

E: Oh,Brother Monkey!

J: Our hero is back!

T: I,I can't understand......What happened?

S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!

T: How,how did you find out?

S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)

N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?

S; Ah......you are too late,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.

N:(摇醒B)You are under arrest.(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)

T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)

S: What?

T: I'm sorry.

S: Em? Louder,please?

T: I......am......sorry.....(S捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）

T: Let's go guys!(歌)

S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.

E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.

J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.

T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out.

T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.

T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet..

三、急需一个英文的短剧(一人演)

有两个，不过不是一人演的，其实双人剧也不错，但愿对你有用！

(梁山伯与祝英台)Shan Po Liang& Ying Tai Chu

Cast

Director: Vice-director:

Shan Po: Ying Tai:

Yin Shin: Su Chiu:

Chu’s father: Teacher:

Student 1: Student 2:

Student 3: Student 4:

Fly 1: Fly 2:

Stage background

1. The Chu’s house(一信) 2.School(一爱) 3.The Great Wall(一孝) 4. Flies(一义)

Scene One

In the Chu’s house

Long, long ago, in ancient times, there was a beautiful story about love named Liang Shan Po and Chu Ying Tai. The story began in the Chu’s family.

Yin Shin：『Oh, no！My lord! The young lady shut herself in the room, eating nothing at all. What can I do？』

Chu’s father：『This is impossible！There is no example before.』

Ying Tai:『Wow….！ If you don’t let me go to school, I will kill myself.』

(Ying Tai was behind the stage and cried loudly.)

Chu’s father：『Uh~~~~~~All right！All right！Yin Shin, call the young lady

out and I will promise her to go to school.』

Ying Tai：(Ying Tai was coming out.)『Daddy！Are you sure？That is so

great！』

Chu’s father：『Yin Shin, go with your lady and take care of her. OK？』

(Therefore, they went for a trip. It was the unexpected that always happened.)

Scene Two

At school

Shan Po and Ying Tai met each other in Lin-Yuan Senior High School.

Su Chiu：『Hey, you guys are new here?』

Ying Tai：『Oh! Yah, yah.』

Su Chiu：『Great. My name is Su Chiu.』

Ying Tai：『”Su Chiu”, good name. My name is Ying Tai.』

Yin Shin：『And my name is Jay…….Jay……Jay Chou(周杰伦).』(Music.)

Ying Tai：『Yes, Jay Chou. You know, the very famous singer. However,

they happen to have the same name.』

Su Chiu：『Ah~Ha, ha!』

Ying Tai and Yin Shin：『Ha, ha. Buddy, buddy』(There San Po came.)

Su Chiu：『My lord！I got two new friends.』(to Ying Tai and Yin Shin)

San Po：『Nice to meet you.』(Shake hands with Ying Tai and Yin Shin.)(As

San Po and Ying Tai shook hands, they felt the heart of each other

and suddenly fainted.)

Ying Tai and San Po：『Oh, my goodness！』(The bell rang. All people went into the classroom.)(At this time the teacher was entering the classroom.)

Teacher：『Well……Even though everybody come to this school, I hope everyone has to work hard to achieve success, acquire fame and glorify your forbears, you know？OK！At first, we are talking about the greatest poet- Li Po today. First, let’s look at his poem“In the Quiet Night” and repeat after me.(Every student followed the teacher reading the poem.)

“So bright a gleam on the foot of my bed--

Could there have been a frost already?

Lifting myself to look, I found that it was moonlight.

Sinking back again, I thought suddenly of home.”

Then, I ask all of you to hand in the report about Li Po tomorrow.』

Scene Three

In the dormitory

In the dormitory, Ying Tai and Shan Po started their first love accidentally. However, unfortunately, Chu’s father found the secret.

Shan Po：『Ying Tai, I am so proud of studying in Lin-Yuan Senior High School. And you？ Why are you here to study？I think your background is good. You can hire a teacher to teach you at home, and don’t necessarily come to school.』

Ying Tai：『I~~~, in fact, I want to get a lot of knowledge from school, so I go out to see the world.』(Suddenly, Ying Tai felt a little uncomfortable and dizzy.)

Shan Po：『Ying Tai, What’s wrong with you？Are you OK？』

Ying Tai：『Well……nothing.』

Shan Po：『 You look like catching a cold. Let me see.』(He touched Ying Tai’s forehead.)

Ying Tai：『Oh！Don’t worry.』

Shan Po：『You look so bad.』

Ying Tai：『That’s OK.』(Shan Po helped Ying Tai take the temperature.

They pulled and dragged each other in a mess, but they didn’t pay attention to the person who stood at the door at all.)

Yin Shin：『Young master！Here comes your father.』

Chu’s father：『Ying Tai, what on earth are you doing？』

Ying Tai：(Turn to the door slowly.)『Daddy, you……Why are you here？』

Shan Po：『Ying Tai, Isn’t he……？』

Ying Tai：(She did not take notice of Shan Po, running after her father.)『Dad！』

Yin Shin：『Wait for me.........』

Scene Four

In the dormitory

Chu’s father was sitting on the chair and looked terribly angry. Ying Tai walked to him quietly.)

Ying Tai：『Dad……』

Chu’s father：『Stop talking！Yin Shin！Help Ying Tai to pack her baggage.』

Yin Shin：『My lord, the situation you saw was Shan Po helped lady to take temperature to see whether she caught a cold or not. There is nothing to scold her.』

Chu’s father：『Nonsense. I will take you all home.』

( Ying Tai disappeared next morning. Shan Po couldn’t find Ying Tai,and then asked their teacher.)

Shan Po：『Teacher, where is Ying Tai going?』

Teacher：『He had gone home with his father.』

Shan Po：『Home?! Why? Will he come back?』

Teacher：『You should ask him by yourself…alas！』

Scene Five

In the Chu’s house

Shan Po：(He went into the house and saw Ying Tai watering flowers.)

『Excuse me, is Ying Tai home?』

Ying Tai：(Stunning a moment, her utensil dropped)『Ouch~！』

Shan Po：(Uphold her)『Are you fine? Uh… I have ever seen you！』

Ying Tai：『No,no…it’s impossible！』

(Chu’s father appeared suddenly and met the scene again.)

Chu’s father：『Why are you here?』

Shan Po：『I want to see Ying Tai, may I…?』

Chu’s father：『He is not home now, you should go back！』

Ying Tai：Dad…(low-keyed)

(Deadlocking a while, then Shan Po spoke suddenly.)

Shan Po：『Really…？？You are Ying Tai?！』

Chu’s father：『Somebody takes him out！！』

Shan Po：『Please don’t take me out. I want to find the truth.』

(Chu’s father pulled Ying Tai into the house.)

Su Chiu：『What on earth happened?』

Yin Shin：『That’s LOVE！』

Shan Po：『I don’t know what you are talking about! It has nothing to do

with LOVE.』

Yin Shin：『I don’t think so. If…he is a real girl?』

Shan Po and Su Chiu：『Girl?!!!』

Yin Shin：『Yeah, Mr. Liang, do you like her?』

Shan Po：(Started meditating)『Let me see…』

Yin Shin：『Shan Po......』

(Then Ying Tai returned and Shan Po met him.)

Shan Po：『Ying Tai… We are good friends, aren’t we?』

Ying Tai：『Yes, what’s up?』

Shan Po：『Tell me the truth! Do you hide the truth to me?』

Ying Tai：『What…?！』(Started to be tense.)

Shan Po：『Are you a girl? Tell me the truth！』

Ying Tai：『Don’t be kidding!』

Shan Po：(Grasped Ying Tai)『You are a girl, right?Why don’t you tell me until now?!』

Ying Tai：『How did you realize that…?』

Shan Po：『I love you. Ying Tai…』

Ying Tai：『Shan Po…』(Said with a blush)

Scene Six

The news, Ying Tai was a girl, spread around the school very soon.

Chu’s father：『Oh，too bad！ Everybody all knows Ying Tai is a girl now.

I have to come to her aid. Ying Tai has to get married with Wen Tsai Ma.』(He looked very worried.)

(In Chu’s house)

Yin Shin：『My lady，my lady！It is too bad！』

(Yin Shin pushed the door, seeing Ying Tai take an electric clap【Dian Wen Pai】to clap flies. Besides，Shan Po was also in the house running after Ying Tai.)

Ying Tai：『Yin Shin，what’s wrong？ Come on，let’s play together！』

(Still ran after flies.)

Shan Po：『Come on. Yin Shin，let’s play together！』

Yin Shin：『My lady，stop playing！Master will marry you to Wen Tsai Ma！』

Ying Tai：『What？』

(They looked at each other.)

Yin Shin：『Hurry up！You run away！』

Shan Po：『Yes. We do it together！』

Ying Tai：『OK！Let’s go.』

(Shan Po was so hurried that he touched the electric clap【Dian Wen Pai】.)

Shan Po：『Oh，no！』

Ying Tai：『Shan Po，what’s wrong with you？』

(Shan Po was died in the accident.)

Scene Seven

After ten years

(In the Great Wall)

(Ying Tai washes her face with tears every day. She watched the desert that stretch far beyond the horizon，and thought back that happy days with Shan Po. She couldn’t forget up to new. And she cried out loudly.)

Ying Tai：『Shan Po…………！』

(The Great Wall was tottering and collapsing at this time. Then the Great Wall pressed Ying Tai，and Ying Tai was dead. Finally, there were two flies flying around.)

--- Written by二爱

The End

英语话剧剧本--荆珂刺秦王

英语话剧剧本--荆珂刺秦王The man wants to kill the king旁白：It was war periods time, the war among different countries seemed endless. Every kings or ministers tried to find some supermen to work for them——to be the killing tools for their political purposes. As time goes by, it was becoming a fashion to feed some good men at home…… This is a crazy world. In the crazy world, there are the crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by the crazy way.第一幕：Conspire(密谋)太子丹（上，叹气）：Ying Zheng,that bad guy,treats me even worse than before.Resorts to lots of persons in his hand,he never cares about me---the most sensible prince under the sun.Recently,he has got much more cities from my hands.How can I live if these things happen again(急)。 Hey!! I must think out a good idea. I must make him know who I am.(向幕里大叫)Where is my minister?(大臣阿三上)Indeed, tell me what shall we do now?阿三：（毕恭毕敬）Just keep calm,please!Let me see!（盘坐在地。两手在头上画画如一休）（旁外音：当当当，砰！！）（阿三起）Ok,I get one,we can sent a hero to put Ying Zheng to~~~（作杀状）Then, all the beauties,jewelries and cities in Qing is ours~~~（淫笑）太子与阿三作流口水状.太子：Ha, ha~~~. Good idea,Good idea!But do you think who we can sent?阿三：I have thought about it, we can send Xi Men Chui Xue.He is traveling in our country these days. I think we can’t lose the chance. We must employ him quickly.太子：Well, deal with the things as soon as possible.第二幕：tournament(比武)西门吹雪（上台，摆出一幅酷式，手一张，一条纸带随风而下）西门吹雪（Xi Men Chui Xue）身高：190cmHeight: 190cm最爱干的事情：聊qqFavorite doing: chatting战斗力：无限War power: endless最爱的颜色：黑色Favorite color: black武器：长剑Weaponry: long sword最爱喝的饮料：啤酒Favorite drinks: beer血型：OType of blood: O最崇拜的人：小燕子，毛泽东Favorite idol: Xiao Yanzi Mao Zedong Today I came here for the fighting, who is the unwanted-life guy. Stand out.荆轲（抖嗦而上）站在一边，不敢出大气。旁白：Competition begins.荆轲（带剑冲向西门吹雪，半途停住）Are you really Xi Men Chui Xue?西门吹雪：Just come on.荆轲：（又冲，停在西门吹雪面前）Are you sure you are really the Xi Men Chui Xue in the story?西门吹雪：（不耐烦）what a boring man! How dare you ask me such a stupid question?荆轲（环视四周见无一人，便跪在西门吹雪面前，大哭）My hero, I admire you just like the yellow river, never endless. I have eighty-year-old mother up, three-year-old boy down. Please don’t kill me. Give me the life, please!西门吹雪（大怒）I thought Jingke is a hero. But you beg for life. How can I forgive you? Give me your life.(举剑刺向荆轲，忽然，捂住自己的肚子，自语) Maybe I ate too much this morning, Maybe there is something wrong with the rice.(抬头) where is the toilet?荆轲：T-o-i-l-e-t-?西门吹雪：WC.荆轲：W-C-?西门吹雪：（急）茅厕！！Are you happy to hear such rude words?荆轲：I know, I know. Turn left, left and left.西门吹雪下。太子丹与阿三上，看见荆轲，大吃一惊，太子丹给阿三一个眼色，阿三会意。走至荆轲前。阿三: What’s your name, please? Hero.荆轲不屑一顾。太子丹（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name, please?荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：宁在花下死，作鬼也风流。Even dying under the flower, Also happy as a ghost.——快活魔王荆轲是也 Happy prince of the gost太子丹（抱拳）：How do you do荆柯：How do you do.荆柯突欲走，太子丹给阿三一个眼色。阿三：Hero, wait for a moment. I have a problem which needs your help。太子丹：You can gain a lot of things.荆柯欲走又止。太子丹(从衣兜里掏出一张卡片): Here is a card for traveling all over the world for free, please accept it please, hero.荆柯正准备拿，但马上又止，转身又欲走太子丹（慌了）：I must use the last way. Ladies and gentlemen. This is Miss Huang!旁白：“大世界”响起有一妖艳女子走上（男扮女装），走到荆柯面前，给荆柯抛了一个眉眼。荆柯两眼发直。太子丹与阿三（击掌）Yeah!荆柯（站直，厉声道）：Great man, both born and die for his motherland. I am not the guy who just wants money and beauty. What shall I do? Prince, just say it out. But this lady……太子丹：No problem.第三幕：Say goodbye in Yishui River(易水别)荆珂挽着那女子，太子丹在后，阿三一手拿着地图，一手拿着人头上。阿三：We have already reached Yishui River.荆珂：Please just stop here. Goodbye.太子丹：Hero, Let me see you off a little further荆珂：What a boring guy. If you walk a little further, then you will go to Qin instead of me太子丹：Well. Goodbye. Hero. Here is the map and the head of Fan Yuqi, so as to get trust of the king荆珂（接过头，扔在一边。太子丹，阿三下，荆珂猛抱住妻子）：How can I express my feeling now? I don’t want to leave because I love you. Once I think I will kill Yingzheng. I can’t help rushing into W.C. you known. I don’t want to go. I don’t want to go.妻子：Don’t worry. Do you still love me?荆珂：Sure. I love you just like the mouse likes the rice. I love you more than my own life, more than my wife, more than the whole world. You are the one I first kissed, and I hope you will be the last one.妻子：Well. If you are still loving me. You should not make me sad Stand up like a man. Don’t be fearful. I will be right here waiting for you.荆珂：You must wait for me.妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，旁白：”I will be right here waiting for you”响起荆珂上船，渐渐远去，（歌落）妻子：Hey！ You want to come back, use your pig head, if you come back, the assurance that I bought about you will no use. Go to your doom. Never come back.(下)第四幕：murdering(刺秦).一大臣跑在前，一大臣紧随其后，跑了一圈，便上气不接下气。大臣甲（掏出手机一看）：Hey, bad luck. I am late. The bonus of this month has been lost.大臣乙：I am tired. I had been chatting on QQ until 1 o’ clock last night.大臣乙（看了一下大臣甲）：Good. Good. Your skin is fine.大臣甲：I use“ Da Bao” everyday.大臣乙：I have heart the emperor of Yan again give our king some good things. Be quick, to have a look.大臣甲：Come on秦王上座，两个大臣各坐一边。卫兵丙：“Can we begin？”秦王“begin”卫兵丙：“Let the people of Yan， Jingke come in”荆柯上。跪下，吓得直发抖。秦王：“Jingke. What’s wrong with you？”荆柯：“Nothing. Nothing. May be there are lots of fleas on my body“.秦王（不烦）：What’s the good things， quickly！”荆柯献图，图穷匕首见，荆柯举刀刺秦，（旁白：Go Go Go Only Only响起）秦王摔倒，转身逃跑，其他人抱头趴在地上。两个人围着大臣兜圈，过了一会儿……大臣甲喊道：“Mr King, drink the milk quickly!”扔了一奶壶，秦王接住，咂了一下，顿时，力大无比，立刻将荆柯打倒在地。秦王:Super rubbish, how dare you kill me?荆柯:I'm sorry I'm wrong But the prince of Yan told me to。 Please forgive me!秦王：You will never live again. What would you like to say?荆柯：My lovely lady， Once there was a truest love put before my eyes,but I didn't cherish it. Only after losing it.I found myself regretting. No pains in the world comes near this, if God Could give me another chance, I would say to the girl“I love you!“If there had to be a limit of time before the end of love. I hope it would be ten thousand years.秦王（吼道）：Soldiers carry out and put the pig head on the wall!!第五幕：Escape（逃跑）二个卫兵拖着荆柯上，（手脚以被绑）将荆柯扔到一边。二人气喘吁吁，甲搜身。卫兵甲：Bad luck. He has no money.卫兵乙：Money?? You are joking! I have searched all his body, just two socks.卫兵甲:What?? Two socks?卫兵乙:Nothing. Nothing.(回头)Too dangerous.卫兵甲:Put the socks out.卫兵乙L极不情愿，拿出了一双大小不一的袜子卫兵甲看了看，比了比。将长的装进了自己兜里，短的扔给了卫兵乙。卫兵乙：Too brazen.(两人互看)Oh,no.It’s fair.荆柯（抬起头）：I will give you much more money if you set me free.二卫兵：Really? Where is the money?荆柯指了指脚上的绳子。二卫兵会意，解开了绳子。荆柯（站起来）：My brothers, I have a good idea. If you do it,you will get lots of money.二卫兵：Oh,please tell it to us!荆柯:You can tie another person instead of me to put to death. Only the king recognizes me but he won’t watch my death. So no one will find out the secret.二卫兵：Good idea!!(竖指)荆柯去一边的树林里，拿出两袋钱，扔给二卫兵便大步而去。二卫兵正指着钱，忽卫兵丙推自行车上。二卫兵（双目相视，大笑，同声）：Good!!两人一把抓住骑车人，只往下拉，车子扔在地上。卫兵丙：What have I done? I haven’t done anything wrong. Oh,no no!!! Have I crime?二卫兵（异口同声）：Maybe.大笑.(Yesterday once more起)------------落幕------------1、(梁山伯与祝英台)Shan Po Liang& Ying Tai Chu

Cast

Director: Vice-director:

Shan Po: Ying Tai:

Yin Shin: Su Chiu:

Chu’s father: Teacher:

Student 1: Student 2:

Student 3: Student 4:

Fly 1: Fly 2:

Stage background

1. The Chu’s house(一信) 2.School(一爱) 3.The Great Wall(一孝) 4. Flies(一义)

Scene One

In the Chu’s house

Long, long ago, in ancient times, there was a beautiful story about love named Liang Shan Po and Chu Ying Tai. The story began in the Chu’s family.

Yin Shin：『Oh, no！My lord! The young lady shut herself in the room, eating nothing at all. What can I do？』

Chu’s father：『This is impossible！There is no example before.』

Ying Tai:『Wow….！ If you don’t let me go to school, I will kill myself.』

(Ying Tai was behind the stage and cried loudly.)

Chu’s father：『Uh~~~~~~All right！All right！Yin Shin, call the young lady

out and I will promise her to go to school.』

Ying Tai：(Ying Tai was coming out.)『Daddy！Are you sure？That is so

great！』

Chu’s father：『Yin Shin, go with your lady and take care of her. OK？』

(Therefore, they went for a trip. It was the unexpected that always happened.)

Scene Two

At school

Shan Po and Ying Tai met each other in Lin-Yuan Senior High School.

Su Chiu：『Hey, you guys are new here?』

Ying Tai：『Oh! Yah, yah.』

Su Chiu：『Great. My name is Su Chiu.』

Ying Tai：『”Su Chiu”, good name. My name is Ying Tai.』

Yin Shin：『And my name is Jay…….Jay……Jay Chou(周杰伦).』(Music.)

Ying Tai：『Yes, Jay Chou. You know, the very famous singer. However,

they happen to have the same name.』

Su Chiu：『Ah~Ha, ha!』

Ying Tai and Yin Shin：『Ha, ha. Buddy, buddy』(There San Po came.)

Su Chiu：『My lord！I got two new friends.』(to Ying Tai and Yin Shin)

San Po：『Nice to meet you.』(Shake hands with Ying Tai and Yin Shin.)(As

San Po and Ying Tai shook hands, they felt the heart of each other

and suddenly fainted.)

Ying Tai and San Po：『Oh, my goodness！』(The bell rang. All people went into the classroom.)(At this time the teacher was entering the classroom.)

Teacher：『Well……Even though everybody come to this school, I hope everyone has to work hard to achieve success, acquire fame and glorify your forbears, you know？OK！At first, we are talking about the greatest poet- Li Po today. First, let’s look at his poem“In the Quiet Night” and repeat after me.(Every student followed the teacher reading the poem.)

“So bright a gleam on the foot of my bed--

Could there have been a frost already?

Lifting myself to look, I found that it was moonlight.

Sinking back again, I thought suddenly of home.”

Then, I ask all of you to hand in the report about Li Po tomorrow.』

Scene Three

In the dormitory

In the dormitory, Ying Tai and Shan Po started their first love accidentally. However, unfortunately, Chu’s father found the secret.

Shan Po：『Ying Tai, I am so proud of studying in Lin-Yuan Senior High School. And you？ Why are you here to study？I think your background is good. You can hire a teacher to teach you at home, and don’t necessarily come to school.』

Ying Tai：『I~~~, in fact, I want to get a lot of knowledge from school, so I go out to see the world.』(Suddenly, Ying Tai felt a little uncomfortable and dizzy.)

Shan Po：『Ying Tai, What’s wron

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